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Despite all the stupidity, there are some intelligent moments where larry displays his detective abilities and outwits the bad guys. The first episode of the first series was released on 22 april 2016 on bbc three, with a new episode weekly. Witless protection, the third feature film starring larry the cable guy, finds this comedians recurring character, larry, here a smalltown. May 04, 2016 filmed in glen ellyn illinois the move witless protection was not a huge blockbuster but had some fun scenes from dupage county areas. If you find any of this funny, please rush out and see witless protection, and then please take your own life. When larry gets there, he realizes that the threat is against the residents horse, and it. Witless protection 2008 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Four film collection disaster movie witless protection shriek if you know what i did my five wives. Everything you need to know about witless protection movie. Witless protection on dvd june 10, 2008 starring larry the cable guy, ivana milicevic, yaphet kotto, peter stormare.
Witless returns for series 3 news british comedy guide. Whitney plays larry stalder, a smalltown deputy in mississippi. A second series was commissioned prior to the series finale to air in early 2017, with the full series released on 25. Determined to rescue a blonde riding with men in black, larry fumbles into an fbi witness protection plan to get madeleine ivana milicevic to a chicago court to. Within witless protection is a constant stream of classic redneck comedy that references the low, bawdy, ignorant, rural americana humor thats as culturally legitimate as a borscht belt tummler riffing on americas predominantly christian society, or the likes of richard pryor or dave chappell raging against a predominantly white society. Although it was not believable i watch movies to escape from reality it was a humdinger. When a smalltown sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap. A second series was commissioned prior to the series finale to air in early 2017, with. Hear classic music from witless protection, 2008, directed by.
Witless is to return for a third series on bbc three. Filmed in glen ellyn illinois the move witless protection was not a huge blockbuster but had some fun scenes from dupage county areas. The sitcom follows kerry howard and zoe boyle as flatmates in witness protection. After trying to make friends with the cantankerous assistant, glen seizes the day for himself. Witless is a british thriller sitcom created by lloyd woolf and joe tucker, produced by objective fiction, part of objective media group, for the bbc. Larry the cable guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile fbi case in lionsgates new comedy, witless protection. This item scotchgard paint protection film, 84904, 4 in x 84 in. Recognizing the opportunity to save the day, larry kidnaps her, only to. Polifilm protection offers a wide and varied range of over 500 highly developed protection films.
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Lionsgate presents witless protection in a 1080pavc mpeg4 encode 1. A land where redneck cops revel in their own messy bodily functions. A member of the reject nation says that witless protection is quite possibly the dumbest movie of the year. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine ivana milicevic, being held against her will. Witless protection if you need a gps unit to find your own backside, youll be laughing uproariously at witless protection, a movie. Witless protection 2008 movies, tv, celebs, and more. Geared toward k12 schools, small parentfamily support groups and events with 25 people or less. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, larry witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious, blacksuited men. A woman is shown in a few positions that could be construed as sexual even if the contexts arent. This awardwinning film tells the story of glen, a young man with down syndrome, played david miller, as he goes on a shopping trip with a personal assistant from hell. Polyethylene is used as the primary raw material for this type of. Fourfilm collection disaster movie witless protection shriek if you know what i did my five wives. With larry the cable guy, jenny mccarthy, richard bull, j.
The film s villains corporate men, bad fbi agents, etc. Witless protection trailer movie trailers and videos. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine ivana milicevic, being held. Witless protection is a 2008 comedy crime film written and directed by charles robert carner and starring larry the cable guy and jenny mccarthy. Bbc three has ordered another five episodes of comedy. He recently completed filming the hallmark movie the farmer and. Larry the cable guy, jenny mccarthy, peter stormare, eric roberts, ivana milicevic, joe mantegna plot. Bbc three sitcom about two women in witness protection.
Witless cast and crew credits british comedy guide. Witless protection 2008 trailers and clips during a routine patrol in his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy intervenes when he sees a woman ivana milicevic held against. The low point of larry the cable guys witless protection comes when larry tries to check into a small motel. A place where a guy can come up with at least a dozen different cornponeisms to spice up already juvenile discussions of masturbation. Cast and crew credits for witless protection, 2008, directed by charles robert carner, with larry the cable guy, jenny mccarthy, yaphet kotto, at turner classic movies. Witless protection film scene in glen ellyn illinois youtube. Watch witless protection 2008 full movie free online. Witless protection 2008 pg 02222008 us action, adventure, comedy, crime 1h 37m user score. The kidnappers turn out to be fbi agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big enrontype corruption trial in chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her. Witless protections larry the cable guy shouts out to movieweb. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, larry witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious. Fourfilm collection disaster movie witless protection shriek if. Witless protection takes place in a world where buxom waitresses pierce their belly buttons with fishing lures and stroll around half naked with shotguns at the ready.
Larry the cable guy, jenny mccarthy, rodney dangerfield, carmen electra, vanessa lachey, nicole parker, richard bull, j. Cable guys latest affront to the art of film, witless protection, the night before, i felt certain that two hours from that moment these same guys would be. I would not recommend my friends to watch this movie for any reason. Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this soso comedy with larry the cable guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown cop. Witless protection is a tv show that was first aired in 1970.
Distributed by lionsgate, the film was released in theatres on february 22, 2008. The kidnappers turn out to be fbi agents assigned to protect her and. Joe baratelli svp executive creative director pat mendelson vp creative director. Appropriate to the film it supports, the transfer looks perfectly fine, if utterly undistinguished. Stars kerry howard, zoe boyle, samuel anderson, nicholas fruin and others. Hear classic music from witless protection, 2008, directed by charles robert carner, with larry the cable guy, jenny mccarthy, yaphet kotto, at tcm. High resolution official theatrical movie poster for witless protection 2008.
The source is predictably clean for a new release, with only a slight bit of grain evident particularly during darker scenes. A man stands naked except for a baseball cap covering his nether regions. The films villains corporate men, bad fbi agents, etc. For example, he gets into a fistfight with a security man that includes kicks to the stomach, punches to the face and several hard blows to the head with a statuette. Larry the cable guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile fbi case.
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